The Pen Has Spoken...Man, I Wish Someone Would Come Ink My Page...

What up, Paper Chasers, it's ya gurl LoudPen with this week's, The Pen Has Spoken. First off, Paper Chasers, you read the title of today's post correctly...yes, I would like someone to come ink my page. There...I said it. Now some of my nasty Paper Chasers have certain explicit thoughts running through their minds but I'm here to tell y'all it ain't like that.

Today or this month rather, I am consumed with work. My job is hosting a huge national event at the end of the month so it's crunch time. On top of this, I still may need to get a PT job until I can find a higher paying full time job. Overall, life is consumed with work so I have no energy left for this here b-log. Meaning, I need someone to write down my thoughts and write the posts for the blog and then post them to the blog. Basically, I need an assistant. You know someone to ink my page.

If someone were here to ink my page, then I wouldn't be sitting here writing this post...I'd be eating the taco salad I have in the fridge. So you see Paper Chasers, I need an assistant stat. Also, I will need this person to cook and clean my house. These are other tasks that my assistant could complete so that I can have more time to myself. Maybe I don't want an assistant just someone to be LoudPen. Yes, I need a LoudPen II. I think that would be fab. Ok so, I'm hungry and this post ain't about shit for real.

And there it is. The Pen Has Spoken.